Why does everyone have his or her own hot sauce? Metal band Hades even has their own (which will make your mouth feel like the fiery pits of hell) and they’ve never been on a reality TV show. They are apparently huge in Germany though, so maybe that’s why they’ve gained so much cred in the spicy metal scene. Bringing back their original saucy line-up from 1986, the band will take metalheads back in time with their funny facial hair and guitar sweeps. Well, I’m out of bad clichés, so come watch Hades sizzle when they play Dingbatz on April 21. $15. Ages 21 and up. 7 p.m. danlorenzo.net/hades.