Austerity Measurement: Chris Christie And The Coy Construction Obstruction

Chris Christie loves the attention.

And while I’m loathe to give it to him, the man just begs for it.

After years of a fuddy-duddy bearded banker whose main function in the news cycle was occasionally holding a press conference on schools and children’s healthcare who everyone threw out because…

by   |  10/20/2010  |  Comments (6)

Austerity Measurement: Paychecks vs. Food Stamps; Or, Newt Gingrich vs. Logic

Perhaps the most frustrating aspect of Newt Gingrich’s political image is his transparent mischievousness. In almost any interaction, be it in Congress or in the media, his intelligence and experience is immediate. And while what’s coming out of his mouth is a matter of taste, his ability to speak intelligently…

by   |  10/13/2010  |  Comments (4)

Sleep @ Brooklyn Masonic Temple

BROOKLYN, NY—Much-hyped reunion shows from bands unappreciated during their time are often once-in-a-lifetime events, but in the New York area, it’s fairly common. You know, every few months. Sleep’s coming around? Must be time to change my toothbrush.

That’s about how often once-in-a-lifetime reunion shows happen around here.

After dipping…

by   |  10/06/2010  |  Comments (0)

The Austerity Measurement: Don’t Blame The Internet, Blame The Business Model

In the last few weeks, business models appeared to shuffle away from the in-store experience and toward the Internet ever further—or the “cloud,” which is the fancy word of the day. Remember when you surfed the web? Search engines were called spiders? Or when you used Gopher?

Yeah right, no…

by   |  10/06/2010  |  Comments (3)

Austerity Measurement: Exporting Our Imports

It is to wonder which of President Obama’s former financial advisor’s fuzzy aspiration it was to double the U.S. export market in five years. Most likely, the honor goes to the outgoing Larry Summers, but in the declining domestic marketplace, advancing exports is key.

How will America do it? Four…

by   |  09/29/2010  |  Comments (5)

Austerity Measurement: Environmental Party In Cancun! Woooo!

If the BP oil spill did anything for economic growth, it blew the wellhead on energy advertising. Ask yourself, what energy company needs to advertise in this era of energy consolidation? Better than half the time, consumers are impotent as to what energy company they subsidize in their daily lives.…

by   |  09/22/2010  |  Comments (0)

Austerity Measurement: New York Tobacconistas And Simulated Sovereignty

To the addicted, a deal on their drug of choice is attractive in almost any circumstance. A dedicated drinker will go out of their way to buy cases of their preferred brand at a larger outlet for a third less than it might cost to buy the six-pack down the…

by   |  09/16/2010  |  Comments (0)

Austerity Measurement: Tough Times For (Presidential) Libraries

How the proud library has fallen. A repository of information since antiquity, it grows more outdated by the hour, no matter how much microfiche it may store or how willing it is to lend out DVDs—the “new thing.” Storing the whole of media-based human knowledge is no longer their exclusive…

by   |  09/08/2010  |  Comments (0)

Interview with Ween: Dean Ween Casts a Wider Net

For almost two years now, Dean Ween, aka Mickey Melchiondo, has been guiding fishing trips along the Jersey Shore and the Delaware River. You could see the business model as a Venn diagram; people who like Ween, a criminally underappreciated rock band from New Hope, PA, and people who are…

by   |  09/01/2010  |  Comments (20)

The Austerity Measurement: Greece Defies Keynes, Keynes Laughs Last

If you thought Greece was in trouble prior to the 2010 summer of austerity, when acronymic insults like PIGS (Portugal, Ireland, Greece & Spain—four countries that were worrying the Eurozone with high unemployment and high deficit spending) ran wild in British-dominated European economic news and the country of kalamata olives…

by   |  09/01/2010  |  Comments (2)


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