This series was written between Aug. 4 and Oct. 13, published in the weekly editor’s column, Deleted Scenes. Each page is a different installment in the series, so expect some time lapse and intertextuality as these pages go along. The headline pretty much says it all.

Let’s walk through a…

It may have been 17 years since Swedish doom metal legends Candlemass’ last US tour, but ask vocalist Robert Lowe about it and it’s mostly just another day in the office. Lowe, the Texas-based signer for Solitude Aeturnus (also legends, but much less Swedish), joined Candlemass in the nick of…

There’s a commercial with a corresponding jingle from Peter Paul candy for Almond Joy and Mounds bars. I’ve already tortured you enough by referencing it, so I won’t bother to type it out, but the general idea is to go with what you feel like at the time. Sometimes you…