The Contrarian: With Friends Like These…

Governor Chris Christie’s official endorsement of GOP candidate Mitt Romney evokes the image of a precocious schoolboy responding to the newly enacted anti-bullying legislation in NJ:

Standing up for one of his shier classmates with a grandiose display of support, the student defends the other for those aspects of…

by   |  10/18/2011  |  Comments (0)

The Freak Show: Run, Christie, Run… Or Not!

Governor Chris Christie recently announced [again] that he will not bow to the wishes of the Republicans clamoring for him to get into the race for the Republican nomination for 2012. He has said before he won’t run, so it’s not exactly news, however he had given some indications of…

by   |  10/12/2011  |  Comments (0)

Reality Check: GOP Vacuum

In the 6/22/11 submission of this space, “The Courtship Of Chris Christie,” I referred to several members of the New Jersey governor’s staff emphatically repeating the same thing: Under no circumstances would Christie be running for President of the United States next year. Period. In fact, the further the…

by   |  10/05/2011  |  Comments (1)

Reality Check: The Courtship Of Chris Christie

Desperate Republicans Beg New Jersey Governor to Beat Obama

“I’m 100 percent certain I’m not going to run,” New Jersey’s Governor told CNN this week. It is the same thing he’s told the local press for months and what Chris Christie told the Republican elite this past winter.…

by   |  06/22/2011  |  Comments (0)

Deleted Scenes: Get To The Choppa!

A big—and frankly, enjoyable—stink was made this past week when our illustrious rising Republican star governor, Chris Christie, while taking a break from cutting school budgets, hating gays and swiping giant lollipops from bonnet-clad babies in oversized strollers (or whatever it is he does with his afternoons), took a helicopter…

by   |  06/08/2011  |  Comments (0)

The Freak Show: Time For The Republicans To Put Up Or Shut Up

The midterm elections are over, and the Republican Party now controls the House of Representatives, and while they don’t control the Senate, they have enough of a presence to help dictate what legislation gets through. So let’s see if the so-called “party of no” will use their gains to try…

by   |  11/17/2010  |  Comments (2)

Politics and Thieves: Chris Christie Spikes the Muslim Political Football

Chris Christie is back from vacation, rested and ready to kick some ass.

At a press conference earlier this week, state senate President Steve Sweeney welcomed back the New Jersey governor and said, “You look great.”

“Bad news for you guys,” Chris quipped.

Aw, it’s funny because it’s true. Because…

by   |  08/25/2010  |  Comments (1)

Before Media Hits, Chris Christie Snooki Socks 136,000 Jersey Girls

It’s not good for New Jersey to have a bar that celebrates the moment when a large intoxicated man punched out a petite young lady over a stolen drink. But stop by The Beachcomber in Seaside Heights and maybe you’ll get to sit in “Snooki’s Chair,” the very…

by   |  07/29/2010  |  Comments (1)

Chris Christie: The Bully-Leader Bows Booker, Tops Trenton

This month’s Quinnipiac poll asked New Jersey to choose: is Gov. Chris Christie a ‘bully’ or a ‘leader’? As if the two are mutually exclusive! Teddy Roosevelt was both a bully and a leader. (The guy was probably even shouting, “Bully!” whilst leading people.) For anyone who’s been following state…

by   |  06/25/2010  |  Comments (3)

New Jersey’s Faux Revolution: Governor Chris Christie’s Reduce Government Experiment

When the Reality Check News & Information Desk moved its operations to the mountains of Northwestern New Jersey in the late summer of 2001, there was some trepidation as to the level of local politics it would cover. There had been major fallout in New York from years of underhanded…

by   |  05/21/2010  |  Comments (2)


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