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Deleted Scenes: Hazards Of Blasphemy

Maybe it’s just me on this one, but I’ve noticed for the last couple years that I’m really uncomfortable telling people “Happy Thanksgiving.” Consciously, I know Thanksgiving isn’t a religious holiday, and i...
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What It Do: Black Friday Boycott

Thanksgiving has always been one of my favorite holidays. I love food and I love my crazy-ass family, and on a Thursday toward the end of November, I get them both in abundance. But when I was a minion in th...
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Deleted Scenes: Thanksgiving

I was going to write this week’s column about those children out in California at UC Davis who got pepper-sprayed for, uh, existing, and it was going to be a big long rant about how people should be throwing Mo...
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Deleted Scenes: Pax Thanksgivingus

It’s a fact well established in both my mind and in print that I think holidays in general are bullshit, and maybe I’m just getting old, but this year, I find I don’t really have a problem with Thanksgiving. Ye...