Foreigner: Badass Red Jeans

I wish I could possess the powers of ‘70s rock gods by making people cold as ice, then hot blooded, and giving them double vision with my vintage Foreigner belt, but the world can’t be as perfect as it is on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. This NYC supergroup’s powers have given them the ability to be on the radio every time you turn it on and still have fans to go to their shows, buy their albums, and wear their Foreigner t-shirts with pride. They will be playing at the Nokia Theatre in NYC on Oct. 2, FirstEnergy Park in Lakewood, NJ, on Oct. 3, and at Bergen Performing Arts Center in Englewood, NJ on Oct. 6.