Reality Check: Weinergate James Campion June 14, 2011 Columns 1 The Continuing Saga of Congressional Dipshits I’m not sure a middle-aged man whose penchant for taking lewd photos of his body and sharing them with college students, and thus, through the magic of Twitter, the entire planet, can reasonably continue to present himself or his ideas, arguments and principles in a serious light. But I am quite sure that same man can continue to be a United States Representative. Unless there has been a crime committed, then the Democratic Party, unleashing its well-worn bully routine and predictably running for cover, as have Republicans in dozens of recent offenses, has no right to ask a man to resign a post, honored him by the electorate. And thus, once again we are confronted with the abject unconstitutional element of a two-party system that cherishes political expediency above the tenets of democracy. Anthony Weiner, New York congressman, is the latest in the long line of politicians who did weird shit, lied about it for awhile and copped to it in a tearful press conference when it looked like the lying could not quite make the weird shit go away. His case only differs in that he has been one of the most contentious, pompous, overly dramatic and self-promoting assholes congress has produced in some time. And folks, that’s saying a whole lot there. In other words Weiner, who in 2005 ran for mayor of NYC and would have run again in 2009 if the current mayor hadn’t proclaimed himself king, had designs on becoming something of a political star in the realm of a Sarah Palin or Eliot Spitzer. Yeah, Spitzer and Palin, both disgraced quitters of governor gigs and raging hypocrites (Spitzer made his bones attacking prostitution while being a high-paying consumer of prostitutes, and Palin has perpetually railed about the evils of federal government subsidies when under her watch Alaska was rife with federal government subsidies) currently cull sizable cable television salaries. So, looks like Weiner can still be a congressman and most assuredly a TV personality, but then again, who can honestly ever take this guy seriously any longer? Well, there is a man running for President right now who cheated on two wives, the last one while she was in a hospital dying of cancer, at the same time having the balls to be a prominent moralizer during the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal. Could a John Edwards comeback be far behind? Never mind that; if I may borrow a line from our good friends at The Daily Show: “Please Google new presidential candidate Rick Santorum’s name right now. “ We’ll wait. Hell, anyone with half a brain knows Weiner cannot sincerely continue to show up to a very public, civic gig and represent his district and his party with this load of feces upon him. His next move should be to quietly step down due to distractions and an undo amount of pressure on his family life and whatever blah-blah-blah the busted usually roll out like the guy who propositioned his employees by email or the guy who picked up men in airport bathrooms or the guy who stuck shirtless photos of himself on Craig’s List after the other guy who did the weird, stupid thing that lead to his also quietly stepped down. You pick an example, man. The names all seem to meld into the other. But let us reiterate that thus far there is no evidence Weiner has broken any law. And if code of conduct is the only issue here then it needs to be stated that being sneaky, underhanded and lying to the press is not all completely legal but actually a congressional staple. In fact, covering up embarrassing personal issues is aggressively encouraged among the congressional elite. The senate holds annual award ceremonies for the best and the brightest. Ted Kennedy and Strom Thrumond routinely took home a bevy of trophies. If nothing else, Weiner kicked ass in every one of those departments. Sure, this insipid idea that he simply “made poor choices” or that those of us not suffering from delusions should consider this a “mistake” is nose-diving into Charlie Rangel territory here. Rangel, the last New York congressman disgraced by scandal, believed in an alternate universe of his making that embezzlement was a “mistake.” A mistake is forgetting to pick up bread when it was on the grocery list or flubbing the name of a relative at a holiday party. It is certainly in no way a reasonable vehicle in describing the sharing of self-portraits of one’s cock over the Internet. And it is hardly an apt description for telling everyone your account was hacked by a Right Wing blogger and then not being sure it was your cock in the first place. This laundry list of systematic goofiness is what anyone, even those without the requisite potty mouth, would call a fuck up, or if you will, a monumental error in judgment or, at the very least, a glaringly fanatical display of stupidity. I would think any man not sure what his penis looks like and/or has such low expectations of the collective intelligence of people who could believe such nonsense needs to seriously reevaluate his self worth. But all that existential shit must ultimately be his choice, and not those who wish to shove his stank into the corner to keep it off them. Admittedly, a yawning credibility gap is the only reason this space felt the burning need to repeatedly state in the late-‘90s that Bill Clinton was better off being an ex-President sooner than later. The Lewinsky case was never about sex or even perjury for us; it was about having someone hold the most powerful post in the free world and not only turning the Oval Office into a Bourbon St. massage parlor, but abusing power, influence and age to seduce his intern there. Then, scold us for having the audacity to call him on it. But, hey, dumbness and arrogance are also not crimes. Look, no one should give half a fart if Weiner lied to his wife or if he likes to take photos of his junk and throw it around the Twitterverse. God bless him. But he of all people, who frames his political arguments around common sense and intellect over sappy emotion and cold facts over-indulgent claptrap and has the unmitigated gall to demean the reasoning, common sense and intellect of his opponents (the way he dressed down a CNN producer as if he were a school kid) has to know he’s officially cut off his credibility oxygen. This would be like an abject business failure whose run ragged all over law and decency to amass pseudo empires with other people’s money and then passing himself off as a super mogul, like say, Donald Trump. So in the spirit of Spitzer and Palin and Trump, or hell, even Arnold Schwarzenegger, this space chooses to support Weiner’s right to his job and his hilariously deviant behavior and would like to officially recommend he pitch a network show. He’s got star potential. Weiner in 2016! James Campion is the Managing Editor of The Reality Check News & Information Desk and the author of Deep Tank Jersey, Fear No Art, Trailing Jesus and Midnight For Cinderella. One Response New York Massage Parlors: Reality Check: Weinergate | New York Escorts Today! 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