You are on fire this week, great piece. (WEINERGATE – Issue: 6/15/11) However, the one place you reversed course was in saying that Bill Clinton did something horribly wrong.  He got a blowjob in the oval office. By your own arguments, that has nothing to do with his ability to do…

“Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly. I can never be what I ought to be until you are what you ought to be. This is the interrelated structure of reality.”

- Martin Luther King

New York State is one vote away.

It is one vote away in…

Desperate Republicans Beg New Jersey Governor to Beat Obama

“I’m 100 percent certain I’m not going to run,” New Jersey’s Governor told CNN this week. It is the same thing he’s told the local press for months and what Chris Christie told the Republican elite this past winter.…

The Continuing Saga of Congressional Dipshits

I’m not sure a middle-aged man whose penchant for taking lewd photos of his body and sharing them with college students, and thus, through the magic of Twitter, the entire planet, can reasonably continue to present himself or his ideas, arguments…

Due to the overwhelming influx of responses to HOW I’LL SPEND JUDGMENT DAY (5/25/11), we had to rush to press the best and brightest. Thanks to all those still around to comment. Sinning bastards.

Perfection.

—Kacey Morabito

Thanks, man. The image of you dancing with your little girl…

Okay, I think I get it.

Fourteen months ago a majority of Americans, anywhere from 52 to 58 percent, depending on the politically bias nature of the polling, were against government-run health care. Today, anywhere from 60 to 74 percent of Americans polled are against the Paul Ryan plan to…

I’ve been listening to Harold Camping on Family Radio since the early ‘90s, tooling along Route 84 in the wee hours—half-soused, eyes weighting heavy and deep in contemplation about my mortal soul and some girl I was trying to bed. These were heady times, and Camping, with his comprehensive knowledge…

Ah, once again…bingo! (THE IDES OF LIBYA – Issue: 3/30/11) You hit the nail on the head with this one, sir. It is hard to believe that someone could be so friggin’ consistent as to one’s views, no matter who inhabits the White House. Exactly where are the Left Wing…

Osama Bin Laden, the seminal figure of the new century whose incredibly complex and improbably successful mission to destroy the World Trade Center (a symbol of American financial might) and hit the Pentagon (the symbol of America’s military might) while murdering as many civilians as possible on 9/11/01, who…

Or How Hunter Thompson and The Stones Drove a Spike into Hippie Hearts

“Did you ever wake up to find

A day that broke up your mind

Destroyed your notion of circular time

It’s just that demon life has got you in its sway.”

- The Rolling Stones –…