Joe Perry: Bow Down!

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Joe Perry: A creature who wouldn’t dare battle without his unbuttoned shirts, golden jewelry and highlighted hair. I beseech you brethren to not relinquish your power against his malevolent sorcery, which can be seen through the radiance of his carroty spray tan. Be weary of his razor-sharp collars and age defying sunglasses when he plays his new solo album, Have Guitar, at The Fillmore at Irving Plaza in NYC on Nov.10 and Starland Ballroom in Sayreville, NJ, on Nov. 11.